OK, because I promised Miss Bettie....I will now detail the non-work contents of my desk...

Lets start, as they say, at the beginning....errr, top.

1 Buddy Christ (who used to be Jen's), with a rubberband bandolier, Rawlf, Animal, Fozzie Bear, and Swedish Chef finger puppets, Spongebob paddleball wearing 3-d glasses and an ashtray (odd, since I haven't been on a smoking floor for months now), 2 coffee cups, and my mp3 player. Extra voter registration form, Punisher pin, cat with a gun pic, Cheney/Bush Pinky and the Brain spoof pic, push pin art which changes based on mood, and a "Charmed: Goddesses" poster (this thing was a big running joke and I still haven't taken it down).

Top right drawer Guinness shirt, Thw Wall video.
Bottom right drawer Shorts and T-shirt that need to go to the gym across the street. Various personal files pertaining to bills and such.

Top left drawer aspirin (could be argued as a work related item), Listerine pocket pack case with one left (ok, now there's none left in it), candybar wrapper with Munch's The Scream print on it, about 10 assorted batteries which may or may not work, and about 900 condiment packets which should probably be trashed.

Middle left drawer TOTALLY empty!

Bottom left drawer (this stuff might be work related, but it's kinda odd) 1 bag from Nick's Fish Market (never actually been there, not sure where it came from), 2 staplers, 2 hole punchers, a spare mouse, and 25 pads of paper with my name and office number on them.

Cabinets 1 empty Old Navy bag, another coffee cup, and a water cup.

Just because I have to finish the title line: She vaccuums the house in her high heels and her lingerie.